The Halo Knites

Burnouts Most Wanted

Meet the drivers

Season 1

• Episode 0
• Episode 1
• Episode 2
• Episode 3
• Episode 4
• Episode 5
• Episode 6
• Episode 7
• Episode 8
• Episode 9
• Episode 10
• Episode 11
• Episode 12 pt 1
• Episode 12 pt 2

Episode 0:

early morning, hotel room.

the view slowly pans and tilts from the view of the light shining throught the windows to show Stoned Flies laying in bed.

   Stoned Flies

 Uh, I really Shouldn't hang out with Bluecifer and Unseen  anymore. Those girls will be the death of me someday.(As he  rolls over in bed, he runs into a girl that seems to have a  big smile on her face) Well hello. This maybe a stupid  question. Did we do what I think we did?

Before the girl answers, Verdant one Busts through the door.

   Verdant one
 So I see that we had a Slumber party going on. I've seen  what your up to with Unseen. Are you fucking her?

   Stoned Flies
  Well I don't know It depends what you mean by "Fuck" (With  Bravado)

   Verdant one
 Don't act Stupid with me you ass!

   Stoned Flies
   (in a cheap attempt to infuriate him more) Ok, Yes. I did. I  Fucked her. hard, She told me she never had it better.

   Verdant One 
  You son or a----!

Verdant swings one hard, Stoned Flies Catches it. Stoned Flies returns with a right hook and lands. Verdant lands on the floor. Stoned stands over Verdant.

   Stoned Flies
 She's a nice girl, she deserves someone better. If  you ever come near her again. I'll tear your face off. Oh  yeah, I will.

   Verdant One
 (Starts to Crawl away) This ain't over Flies. I'll get you  one way or another. (Runs off)

   Stoned Flies
  (to the girl) Don't worry, I've never slept with the girl, I  just said that to tick him off. well I'll gotta get going. I trust that I was a gentleman last night.

   Girl
 will I ever see you again?

   Stoned Flies
 yeah, I'm sure of it.

Scene Change
Sunshine Keys

   Stoned Flies
 (To himself) Oh damn this city and there festivals, I gotta  

 get out of here one of these days. Have a place out in white

 mountain. Now that's good living!

Cell Rings

   Stoned Flies
 Yo this is burger king home of the whopper, What's your  beef?

(Gargrbaled Voice)

   Voice
 Ddfnsdfhsb.. .. ..racekdjf....fdfsimminmentdjshada jdandks
 fdsdangerfdksjf.

   Stoned Flies
 What? What are you taking about? Hello!

   Voice

gdhsjdfshitdhsbfd.....mobfjddahitsshdfaf....sjfhvengancesdj
 fss........

   Stoned flies
 Hey guy, you....need....to...get....some....hooked...on..
 ....phonics.....

The voice hangs up

   Stoned flies
 whoo, that was wierd. (Cell phone rings) What the hell!
 (picks up) hey I thought I told you to get a life you  asshole!

   Killsum
 What?

   Stoned Flies

 Oh Sorry Killsum, I'm going up the walls right know. I just   had the weirdest call.

   Killsum

 Yeah a telemarketer.

both laugh

   Stoned flies
 so what's up?

   Killsum

 yeah I found a guy in an alienware car that wants to race,  you in?

   Stoned flies

 sure! You gonna do your moaning sound effect?

   Killsum
 We'll see. (smile on her face)

   Stoned Flies
 Ha ha ha.

Just where is Stoned Flies? Last we left him, He was racing some top burners online. Racers: Twiceasbad, Teleken,DIRRTYSOUTHZBIA, Killsum99, and Fastfury. after the race Stoned Flies came first at the last second just Robbing DIRRTYSOUTHZBIA of her win. just as Stone was doing his victory lap. In the fit of rage, DIRRTY shot out Stoned's tires causing him to lose control, crash into a guard rail than barrel rolling 4 times before landing into an intersection. Motorists seeing the wreakage to late, slams into Stoned instantly sending his car into oncoming Trafiic causing a huge 49 car pile up costing $12,000,000 in damage. Will Stoned Survive that crash? (Organ Plays)